went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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