I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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