there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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