I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Are we still banned from the library?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's shark week go big or go home
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
