my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
well you can't waste a boner
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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