this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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