the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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