did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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