these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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