Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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