we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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