I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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