Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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