Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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