Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Ladies don't puke and tell
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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