I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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