so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
What drink are we having for lunch?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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