In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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