White coat. Heels.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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