Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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