Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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