Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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