Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
