Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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