Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
