i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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