Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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