is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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