I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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