"it" just moved
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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