I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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