last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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