I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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