I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He uses pillows to masturbate.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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