Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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