just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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