Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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