Sry I called you an 8
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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