nut hugger
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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