Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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