She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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