ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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