But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
is that a dick in a sweater?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
