and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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