I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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