Whod you bang
We won't sleep together?
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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