Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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