Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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