The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
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i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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