Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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