You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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