Cold hands, warm shart.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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