Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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