people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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